OJ should be banned!

So I made the mistake of drinking Orange Juice soon after brushing my teeth.  Because it's Friday the 13th, I'll just chalk up the experience to bad luck, but honestly, I've done it before so I should know better.  

There is nothing more vile on this planet then the combonation of Crest Pro-Enamil and Tropicana.  The taste is so horrid, that it's almost impossible to describe verbally.  There is no other taste (that's non-toxic) that compares to OJ & Toothpaste, and I heard that in North Korea, they use it as a torture technique*(citation needed) 

In fact the best way to describe this taste is visually.  This is how I feel: 

That is, from what I can find on the internet is the best way to describe the taste.  

In fact, it's so awful that I prepose that we ban Orange Juice from the breakfast table altogether.  I know! It's a radical idea.  Orange Juice has been a morning drink long before toothpaste was even born, but we should rank these things by priority.  You can go without OJ in the morning, but you can't go without brushing your teeth.  So unless there's a brilliant way of making toothpaste and Orange Juice hate each other, Orange Juice has no place on your breakfast table.

That is a good question Philosoraptor.  But seeing as how there's not enough money in the world that could make me try that, we'll  never know.  

 

Ever wondered why OJ and toothpaste takes so bad?  Well, I read up on it here: 

http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/human-biology/orange-juice-toothpaste.htm

Just copy and paste this in your browser and all shall be revealed .

Or, just watch this amusing and informative video.

So there ya go....

 

Orange Juice sucks after toothpaste.  You heard it here 1st.  Or for the 1st time in days.

Till tomorrow. 

 

Jeff